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senthil_rajasek6 hours ago

Here is an ICMP joke,

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Thank you

redmattredsenthil_rajasek6 hours ago

If you want to hear a great ICMP joke just ping me

burnt-resistorsenthil_rajasek6 hours ago

Failed to shout it loud enough to make an echo. It TTL'ed 3 hops away.

blorenz6 hours ago

This was out of order.

redmattredblorenz6 hours ago

Well played

damnitbuilds6 hours ago

Did I get it ?

Ulster says NO! :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_Democratic_Party

https://youtu.be/M1sCNdfMMZA?t=19

travisd6 hours ago

packets udp bar walk a into

memset6 hours ago

In the same vein, here are some goodies:

- Jon Skeet facts: https://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/9134/jon-skeet-facts

- Chuck Norris facts: http://www.betterprogramming.com/chuck-norris-programming-facts.html

wizzwizz4memset6 hours ago

Bruce Schneier Facts: https://www.schneierfacts.com/

mlhpdx6 hours ago

There are two kinds of people when it comes to UDP.

lucb1emlhpdx4 hours ago

Which are those?

Btw, it reminds me of "10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't"

d34th0rl1f3lucb1e2 hours ago

those who get it, and ...

Gibbon16 hours ago

ght get it liYou mike this though

MarkusWandel6 hours ago

"get not you might it but"

blacklion6 hours ago

There was list of such jokes for 40+ protocols, past and present, but I cannot find it anymore, only small part on different blogs and forums :(

zamadatixblacklion5 hours ago

This may not be the exact one you were thinking of but very similar kind of collection: https://attrition.org/misc/ee/protolol.txt

burnt-resistor6 hours ago

Put a cork in it.

Polizeiposaune6 hours ago

IP UDP we all P for TCP

irishcoffee6 hours ago

I think I prefer the punchline “I don’t expect you to get it, and it’s not a big deal if you don’t, happens to everyone”

divbzero5 hours ago

Or alternatively:

> I would UDP joke tell you a… but you get it might not.

Neywinydivbzero5 hours ago

Or alternatively:

> I would UDP joke tell you a… but you get it might not.

kuekacangdivbzero3 hours ago

> A UDP joke I would tell you... but you might get it not

LeoPanthera5 hours ago

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."

"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."

"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."

"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."

"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."

"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."

"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

IzmakiLeoPanthera3 hours ago

This one is the only one among the 10+ I browsed through on the website and read in the comments that actually made me laugh. Good one! Thanks for sharing. :)

CPLX5 hours ago

I'd share my joke about HTTP here, but it makes me feel insecure.

lsc4719CPLX5 hours ago

Mix it with TLS joke

layer8CPLXan hour ago

200 OK

dmurray5 hours ago

I was asked in an interview to explain the difference between TCP and UDP.

I knew about enough to fill an index card: enough for an adequate interview answer, but not enough that I would relish getting follow-up questions.

While deciding what to say I started with this joke. The interviewer laughed and moved on to the next question. I got the job offer.

charcircuit4 hours ago

You can't guarantee delivery of any message. This is the basis of the 2 generals problem.

bigstrat20033 hours ago

I can tell you a DNS joke, but be aware that it might take 8 hours for everyone to get it.

omoikane2 hours ago

This looks like a tumblr site, which means you can get all the content on one page instead of having to page through them one at a time:

https://www.codepuns.com/archive

ericcumbee2 hours ago

An SQL Query walks into a bar and sees two table....he says "Mind if I join you?"

spiffytech2 hours ago

I used this during a "geeky jokes" icebreaker at work. No one got the joke so I just sounded condescending. Lesson learned.